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Adam and Eve joke

Eve was talking with God in the Garden of Eden, and she said, "God I have a problem. It's a beautiful garden, but I'm lonely and I'm sick of eating apples."

"Okay. I'll create a man for you."

"What's a man?" "He's a creature with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego who doesn't listen and gets lost a lot, but he's big and strong, he can open jars and hunt animals and he's fun in bed."

"Sounds great!"

"There's just one other thing. He's going to want to believe I made him first."