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Melbourne radio joke

This story occurred on Melbourne radio recently.

One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their
spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the
answers are the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali.

Last week the competition went like this:
Presenter: Gidday its FOX-FM, do you want to play the game? 
Brian: Yeah, sure. 
Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex? 
Brian: Ohhh, maaaate. Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning. 
Presenter: And how long did it go for Brian? 
Brian: Orrrrr .... about 10 minutes 
Presenter: 10 minutes? Good one. And where did you do it mate? 
Brian: Ohhhh maaaaate, I can't say that. 
Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian! 
Brian: O.K. ... O.K. ... On the kitchen table. 
Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter). Good one 
Brian, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife ? 
Brian: Yeah, alright 
Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you ? 
Sharelle: Hi. Good thanks 
Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got Brian on the other line,say hello. 
Sharelle: Hi Brian. 
Brian: Hi Sharelle 
Presenter: Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked Brian and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali. 
Brian: Just tell the truth Honey. 
Sharelle: O.K. 
Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex? 
Sharelle: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio. 
Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them. 
Sharelle: O.K. ... About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work. 
Presenter: Good, nice start! Next question.
How long did it go for Sharelle? 
Sharelle: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes. 
Co-Presenter: That's close enough ... Brian was just being a gentleman. 
Presenter: O.K. Sharelle, final question.
Where did you do it? 
Sharelle: Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be listening. No way, no 
Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here. 
Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway just tell em. 
Sharelle: Ohhhh .... alright .... Up the arse! 

Instant Radio Silence. Advert. 
Presenter: Sorry if anyone was offended before, we're going live here, and sometimes these things happen. We've given Brian and Sharelle the holiday. Now we'll take a music break.